illustration by Paul X. Johnson (via BOOOOOOOM! )
Matching your eyepatch to your glove is unquestionably sexy.
I wish I could agree, but that means black shoes to go with the gloves, which would look like shit with a brown suit. Match your leathers. It’s one of the Ten Commandments, and one of the only ones you should take seriously.
So I just watched the House episode featuring asexuals, and while I felt conflicted about their portrayal on the show, I felt differently after reading the Tumblr response to the episode.
As a result, I put this down:
HOUSE HEARS A TUMBLRS
House looked down on the sad little aces
He took in each one of their sad little faces
Why couldn’t they stay in their little ace places?
The ace chrorus whined and it moaned
And demis of course, well, they demied-groaned
Oh how they wail, heard by otherkin, who perked up their tails
Wait, where was the fairness?
No ace saw how this show counts as awareness
David Jay countered
“TV, we know, is not quite the truth
And when has it ever played to the youth?
“What we need are snappy new Tumblrs
to teach all these sexy
sexual mumblers”
The ace chorus it rose, its keyboards it siezed
They’d tell all the world
They’d blog as they pleased
In text they would shout
“Don’t police!
We have sex all figured out”
On ace blogs they preached to the choir
Starting flames where they went
They built their little ace fires
Each warmed by the flames
The sexuals they’d goad
They worshipped the names
All hail, Outlawroad!
BATMAN!
I got Mr. Freeze. :<
Riddler, well shit.
Hey, I AM Batman.
COME ON!
Paul Hewson?
This thing is broken.
(Source: dan-is-the-man)
With your sister in the rain, talk about the things you can’t explain.
To touch is to heal, to hurt is steal.
~Sylvia Plath
Twenty-eight years ago today, the United States and Vatican City established formal diplomatic relations; on top of that, it’s only a week after Sinead O’Connor got back together with her husband of two weeks following a night of better-than-indifferent coitus.
What does that mean? It means faith and love can conquer all. The blessed and the faithless, Sinead and other people. Gives me hope, not just for the Irish people, but for the world as a whole.
It’s a beautiful day, don’t let it get away
Anonymous asked: is this a troll blog? are you making fun of people with multiple personalities?
No and no.
First, I don’t have multiple personalities. I have my own. I simply share a body with multiple voices. Many people have multiple voices but don’t give thought to it. When I was in basic training, the instructors ran around using a voice that was unique to that role. After basic, I ran into some of these same people, but they used a different voice with me, but without consciously turning it on and off. They had two versions of themselves. That was by design, whereas for me, it just happened.
Second, I can’t be a troll, as I don’t troll. I keep to myself in this little corner of the internet. Sure, you can doubt my sincerity, as is your right, but please don’t suggest that I’m engaging in behavior that I’m obviously innocent of.
I generally try to avoid getting too excited about other places, fixating on somewhere/-when you’ve never lived in can make you ignore the reality of the place and disrespect the people who actually lived there and found it to not be all that.
All the same, East Berlin, from the 70’s to…
Sing it!
Last week I was in a bar in Kreuzberg plotting a way to purchase a Trabant with my meager funds. I decided to go the sane route and buy a KR51 Schwalbe that I can keep in my apartment instead.
(Source: jayoublie)
Anonymous asked: I've never heard the term "singulars" before. Most multiples use "singlets." Why the difference?
I know this may be breaking with the party line, but I feel singlet is sort of demeaning. I mean, they have enough to deal with already without me making them feel worse about it.
I have been elevated by the presence of us, and we rock.
He lift me up out of the pit, out of the miry clay
If you only have one person inside of you, that person had better be pretty damned interesting and smart. That rules out the vast majority.
I don’t know how you singulars keep from going insane.
The right to appear ridiculous is something I hold dear
Anonymous asked: So is EVERYONE in there Bono then? Or are there other people too? (Your system is very unique--I don't think I've seen a system full of the same person before.)
Thanks for the question!
There are lots of people in the system. All of them just happen to be iterations of Bono. Think about all the experiences he’s had expressions of himself he’s put out there. We’re richer for the collective voice.
There are more Bonos in Heaven and Earth, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
